Near our house is a little pond with a large turtle population. So we took a bunch of bread and went to enjoy feeding the reptiles. It was a little creepy to watch all the heads approach when the bread started hitting the water. While the kids threw bread to the turtles, I was enjoying making them show off their speed by ducking the pieces of bread. They’re deceivingly fast.

The highlight however was watching the morons from New Jersey try to catch the turtles with their hands. Without video it won’t be worth the description. Just trust me, it was great.